Sebastian
Horse Nerd Alert
A Vulturous Boredom Pinned Me To This Tree
You Guys Jack Is Going To KILL ME
Vote Saxon
All Jim Moriarty All The Time Forever
And By Boats I Mean Poetry
Look How Goddamn Cute They Are
Siobhan Comes In On The Bass Line
Kiss The Girl
I Should Have Loved A Thunderbird Instead
(Source: demonicrosebush)
This was just a quick and dirty sketch for the purposes of research and playing around, and it was never supposed to see the light of day. But AQ wanted me to post it anyway so here. Thomas Henn, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh hey look who it is
Edie, meet Henn.
You’re doing this on purpose.
boxoftheskyking replied to your chat: Boxoftheskyking recorded a song for me.
Clearly, Boyfriend, you do not know me. At all. A song is basically a handshake. (it gets weird if I write it. That’s when it’s weird.) I’m glad you liked it, anyhow.
I did, very much! (Frankly he would just prefer if you baked and sent me a cake. So he could eat it.)
Today is, apparently, bother the shit out of Edie day.
But we had talked about this.
Pardon the shitty recording/lack of warmup. But, to be fair, this is what it sounds like when I sing it to babies/drunk people. Mostly drunk people, if we’re honest. Drunk and crying … anyway.
It’s very repetitive, as lullabies are wont to be, so it’s good for the rocking and soothing. It is in my headcanon that Tommy knows it and sings it to keep Siobhan somewhere relatively grounded. Only, you know, he’d sound like a guy.
Aaaaanyway. “Éiníní”
I am totally okay with being bothered.
IMG_8445 by smiscandlon on Flickr.
Royal Marine Commandos…..
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod… ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
blackwood’s all “you want to know why we wear the fucking beret this tight, do you? it’s to stop my fucking brain exploding when i’m faced with you useless fucking lot. pick the fucking field piece up and move.”
Yup, there’s a reason Blackwood is my 2nd favorite. :D
Reblogging for Edie, who is contemplating taking the plunge.
Because then you will see this uniform and go “MY DARLINGS” and then have feelings.
at first i thought ‘edie’ was thinking about joining the royal marines. but then i think edie’s thinking about READING TEH PRON.
=waves= Yo. Edie is always up for some porn. I keep seeing your name about, it is lovely to (sort of) meet you!
I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.[Nancy Sinatra]
—-A companion piece to “His and Hers”
Totally used the GQ Fassy photo shoot as a ref for Seb. Not even sorry.
Oh. Yes please. I like to think that dark!Molly and Sebastian are total bros.
This is my half of an art trade with thisisnotmyhomeplanet a.k.a TEAQUE (on deviantart)
I requested her to write me some Sherlock smut which includes John in a kilt and she wrote me this lovely fanfic: I Thought You’d Never Ask… in which Jawn comes home tipsy and singing and in a kilt and all adorable <3
She then asked me to draw some illustrations to the fic and so here they are :)
I’m happy with the first piece, but I’m so sorry for the hideous excuse of a background of John’s single potrait. I just can’t draw backgrounds :( I wish I could hire/kidnap/blackmail someone to draw backgrounds for me. I was just lucky with the first one.
The song John is singing is Kiss Me Goodnight, Sergeant Major
I will post this on Deviantart later, but now I’m just too tired. I’ve got so much shit I need to update there…
Fuck everything else. John/kilt is my new OTP.
Hnnnnghn.
Um. Kilt. Dogtags. Boots. Um.
Here I am thinking, I have no kinks. Seeing as I don’t really do sexual attraction all that much. And I’m kind of whatever about other things.
But. Kilts. and combat boots? This is a thing I could look at for a year. Also the art is glorious.
shayvaalski and andthebluestblue’s character Siobhan because I have lost control of my life.
…mate, did you sleep? She’s lovely. I like the tilt of her head; I very much think that’s something she does.
~SATURDAY AFTERNOONS AT MORIARTY’S~
Sebastian stop being a prude.
I think I’ve forgotten how to draw female anatomy.
They move in together after Uni, her and Tommy, into one of the flats mum holds all across London; it’s one of the fanciest places Siobhan has ever seen, and she spends the next week systematically wrecking it. Change is easier at twenty than at twelve, but it still leaves her gasping and shuddering, on her knees with one arm twisted up behind her back, Tommy murmuring in Irish, reassuring and nonsensical.
It gets better, as Siobhan gets more comfortable in the new space, relaxes enough to not spend every moment on edge—although she suspects, standing in the bathroom door, that Tommy now has a very good argument about why it’s gotten a good deal worse.
Siobhan at fifteen is thin and thoughtful and very, very close to her mum. Tommy watches them, sometimes, from behind the kind of terrible crime novel that it doesn’t matter if you lose your place in because it all sounds the same, watches the way Jim shifts his weight and Siobhan echoes it without noticing. She flips a knife, blade to handle, handle to blade, deep in a conversation about connective tissues or synaptic reactions, computer circuitry or the dynamics of an asteroid, and Jim’s fingers begin twitching as he listens, and soon they are both tempting bloodied hands and Tommy’s getting tense.
But he never moves to take the knives. Siobhan and her mum burn (her cold and distant, him with a raging heat) and even when Jim is hissing quietly and Siobhan is starting to tap restlessly against the table (because they feed on each other, an echo growing louder instead of more soft), Tommy stays in his seat. After a while, Sebastian always wanders in and says or does something careful and considered (Seb’s been doing this a long time, and he knows what to do), and all of Jim’s anger and fire focuses in on him, and Tommy takes Siobhan’s arm and pulls her outside so that they are no longer vibrating against each other.
It would be easier, thinks Tommy, if there were only one of them, but Jim is the blood in Siobhan’s veins and the breath in her lungs; they are close in a way he has no words for, a closeness he cannot imagine having with his parents, or even with Sebastian.
Tommy wonders, sometimes, watching them together, what it will be like when Jim is gone.
Awww yeah
I just want to have Tom Hiddleston on my blog so here you go!
You reblogged my tiny rage and it gave me joy and also that quote is my FAVORITE.
what not to do when someone asks you to use certain pronouns
- ask them why
- ask them whats between their legs
- tell them theyre wrong
- hammer them with personal questions
what to do when someone asks you to use certain pronouns:
- call them by those pronouns
- have a snack if you want w/e youre pretty much done here
can i add, and ymmv, but these are things that matter to me
- if you fuck up the pronouns don’t make a huge fuss
- apologise once if you paused
- correct yourself if you picked up your mistake right after you said it
- don’t call unnecessary attention to it by freaking out
- nobody wants that kind of attention
- alright
2/100 photos of Andrew Scott <3
He still knows Siobhan.
Seb takes a kind of painful comfort in this, when his daughter comes home from London every other month looking harassed and adult, Tommy a tall well-dressed shadow leaning against the wall behind her. It takes Jim a minute, takes Siobhan putting a pale hand up to his face and saying, Mum, but he always knows her.
It’s still hard to watch, the way Jim grips her wrist as if he can keep himself present by holding on to her, the sudden increase of tension in the muscles of Siobhan’s neck, the closest their daughter will ever come to tears.
Sometimes Sebastian thinks he cannot bear it.
Okay people! These are the characters that I think have been okayed by the fandom. Making OCs or any more will just confuse people.
Hamish Watson-Holmes (Raised by John and Sherlock, made by Irene and Sherlock.)
Victoria Watson-Holmes (Same rules apply. Kind of a girl Hamish, but can be with Hamish as well.)
Alexander Moran-Moriarty (I actually contributed to his existence. :) but anyways, he’s a DUDE okay people. Make up another girl and somehow fit her into the fandom if need be but Alex is not a woman. I know because when alex was in the making I create him as the relationship counterpart with Victoria. As a MALE. Not that femslash isn’t okay he just is a male. Deal with it.)
I think that’s it. There may be a girl Moran-Moriarty out there named violet but I don’t think she made the cut. All others made will just get yelled at and called a self insertion or mary sue. Not by me but others so don’t try.
Being helpful to fix confusion not mean.
…yeah, okay, no. I have some opinions about this.