Spelled The Way It Sounds
|Tick, tock, Reichenbach.
|Jack:||Want to hear an obscene story about bestiality?|
|Boyfriend:||No! ...wait, yes. Is it about you?|
|Jack:||Wasn't it bad enough that you implied I was in an incestuous relationship with my dead ancestor?|
I’m not going to lie. Sometimes in essays I just start sentences with “It is significant that” and cross my fingers that the teacher is willing to...
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway...
what if instead of essay writing I did a lot of research about proper running form and how to avoid making your knees worse and the effect specific...
bug exterminator: [leaves after giving us an extended account of his two years in Afghanistan as army infantry]
mom: …do you ever...
i see coriolanus posters
so in case you didn’t know which you probably don’t coriolanus is my favorite...
Hey, thanks for the birthday wishes! It was a good one.
Re the art of critique: I need be general about this first and then come down to...