Spelled The Way It Sounds
|Tick, tock, Reichenbach.
|You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!|
|Question to discuss:||Sherlock, is that you? -JW|
|You:||Sorry Johnnyboy -JM|
|You:||Little Sherly is never coming home. -JM|
|Stranger:||Oh Christ -JW|
|You:||Aww your not happy to hear from me? -JM|
|Stranger:||Hasn't this gotten tiring at all for you? -JW|
|Stranger:||Just leave us, all of us alone, you got what you wanted -JW|
|You:||How could it ever get tiring! Its so much fun! -JM|
|Stranger:||No more games. I'm not involved anymore -JW|
|You:||You'll alway be involved dear doctor. Forever trapped in his chaos. Sad really. He thought it would all end and his little pet would be free. -JM|
|Stranger:||You should really leave all of us alone. If you don't stop this I will. Your sniper Moran isn't the only one who can fire a gun over a hundred yards....-JW|
|Stranger:||Though he knows that now doesn't he. Hasn't checked in lately has he? -JW|
|You:||Aw how adorable. Your playing the threat card. -JM|
|Stranger:||Threats are empty like the chair next to you -JW|
|Stranger:||Click Click Bang, Mr. Moriarty-JW|
|Your conversational partner has disconnected.|
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